I was going to make this entry a review but I think it's better served as an opinion. I'm here today to talk about the world's greatest friend. You know the one, the one that lets you just sit and not talk. The faithful babysitter of your childhood, or perhaps your children. Nothing quite fills up with panic like those days when our friend is not available. I am talking, of course, about cable television.
I know there as many different indulgences on t.v. as their are stars in the sky but I have a growing love for so called "reality t.v." that I want to talk about. We're in a state of program limbo right now. The lame summer seasons are drawing or drawn to a close, the fall premier rush hasn't started yet. This has left me wandering the Internet aimlessly, looking for some kind
of entertainment. I've settled in to follow two reality t.v. shows that I had never heard of before.

1. Scream Queens - A show that takes ten hopeful actresses and pits them against each other for a role in a horror movie (the season I am watching, the prize is Saw 3D, also known as Saw VII, also known as Dear God, Why Won't They Stop?!) In order to weed out the chaff, three expert judges (actress Jaime King, director Tim Sullivan and acting coach John
Homa) put them through the rigors of filming scenes on professional sets with all the hair and gore they can handle. They also get acting class sessions with John
Homa to help them prepare for these director challenges. Jaime King also challenges to them little scenes where the girls get to ad lib or be a little creative in order to impress. Their performances during all of these challenges are weighed at the end of the episode and one actress is voted the "leading lady", the others who do well get a "call back" and one unfortunate miss "
get's the axe."
I'm not going to lie. The acting is pretty much awful. The special effects are silly. I've watched four episodes of the season and I have the strongest urge to go out and rent every straight-to-video horror movie I can find. And I never rent movies. I don't know what this show is going to me, but it's rekindled a dwindling love affair that I had with campy, cheesy horror. Maybe that's why I love it? It's a gratitude thing? Stay tuned.
2. The Colony - This s

how is a social experiment, as many reality t.v. shows are. Instead of asking run-of-the-mill questions such as "who could survive in a remote wilderness?" or "is it possible to find love with a virtual stranger on t.v.?" the show asks "can ten people build a post-apocalyptic safe haven for themselves and survive?"
This is it, in a nutshell. They take 10 people, toss them into an abandoned factory and make them scavenge for everything. Water, food, clothing, bedding. They have to secure their factory home and hedge off raiders who come to take their meager supplies and tools. They have to provide security for themselves. I dig that the people involved are doctors, psychiatrists, machinists and the like. I have no idea where this one is going but it's tense. It's clear that the people participating have slipped into their rolls already, half way through the first episode.
This show appeals to me because it's pretty much a game I've played with my friends for years. If the end of the world occurred (with, or without, zombies), what would we do? Where would we go? Who would we take with us? I'm always curious about
someone's answers to those questions. Maybe this show will give me some great ideas!
So it's reality t.v. but neither of these shows have anything at all to do with reality. Except success within one's career, and successfully surviving the unthinkable.
Hrm.